Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Modern Religous Theory

The Book of Bob, Chapter 7, Verse Twelve: Give a person a fish, they will eat once. Teach a person to fish, they will forget what you taught them, bitch at you when they are hungry, and whine if you don't have any fish for them this time.


Bernie said...

ha ha ha ha

Too true!

Don Q. said...

I always liked:

"Give a man some fire and he will be warm today. Set a man on fire ..."