Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Modern Religous Theory

The Book of Bob, Chapter 7, Verse Twelve: Give a person a fish, they will eat once. Teach a person to fish, they will forget what you taught them, bitch at you when they are hungry, and whine if you don't have any fish for them this time.

2 comments:

Bernie said...

ha ha ha ha

Too true!

Don Q. said...

I always liked:

"Give a man some fire and he will be warm today. Set a man on fire ..."