Thursday, December 01, 2005

Don't Read This

There's are a large number of sexual slang phrases out there: Hot Carl, Philly Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, and more (if you really have to know what they mean, then google them). I've come up with one of my own that I would like to put out there. Please feel free to use this term, and spread it around to your friends, coworkers, and family.

Warning - what you are about to read is really, really, really fucking gross. If you are the kind of person who gets annoyed at people who use the word "cunt" lightly, then don't read any further, you silly cunt.

Chocolate Snowflake: In order for a chocolate snowflake to occur, a man must be having anal intercourse with someone (gender does not matter). After ejacualtion, he digs two fingers into the semon-filled rectum, and scoops out the contents. He then flicks his wrist, splattering the contents of his fingers onto the back of his sexual partner. The patterns created across the back are referred to as "chocolate snowflakes".

There you go. Told you it was sick. So, please be sure to spread this phrase around your local bars, hotel lobbies, street corners, churches and synagogues. If someone asks you where you heard such a disgusting thing, refer them to my blog. Thank you, and have a great cunting day.

4 comments:

Kim Ayres said...

I would ask where you got the idea, whether you were the recipient of such an act, or the initiator, or something you just thought would be a cool idea next time you get the opportunity, but upon reflection I'm not entirely sure I want to know the answer.

Asher Hunter said...

Luckily, the answer is somewhat innocuous. I was at a local coffee shop (Tim Hortons) and they had some new donut called a "chocloate snowflake".

I pointed out to my buddy that "chocolate snowflake" sounded like more like a sexual slang term than a donut. He asked me what the term would mean, and ... well, you know the rest.

Rach said...

So when Chocolate snowflakes fall from the sky do you stick out your tongue? Chocolate snowflake angels?

Laura said...

With many people, I will push past their warnings until I get a sense of the sort of stuff they warn about and whether I'm okay seeing it. I should have known already to heed such a warning from you. Did I actually do so? Nope, but now I'm more likely to in the future. Of course I am wondering who dared ask you what the term would mean, and whether he had a reasonable idea what he was in for!