Friday, September 30, 2005

My Pledge

Like most of us, I am a work in progress. I try to identify areas in my life that need to be improved, but at the same time, I don't obsess about it. To help me remember, here are a few things that I want to work on:

1. Be happy. You wouldn't think I'd have to tell myself that - hell, that anyone would have to tell themselves that. I believe at my core I have a happy nature (as is evidenced when I get drunk), but I take things too seriously. I am too affected by the crap that life piles on my plate, and I get angry and upset too easily. So, I'm going to try to be happier, and learn to let things go.

2. Be nice. Yes, ok, I admit, I tend to be an asshole. Its not out of any desire to hurt or attack, it just seems to be my nature. For the most part, I don't mean to be, but my behaviour seems to give that impression.

3. Lose Weight. Ok, yes, once again, me and 58% of the world. I have done it in the past, I can do it again. I quit smoking, which was pretty hard. I can do this.

So, thats it for now. I'm sure there's a lot more about me than can use tweaking, but hey, that's enough to work on for now. What, you saying I should work on more? That pisses me off, it really does. Fuck you. No, fuck you! I'm going to go eat a pound of wings.


Anonymous said...

Hey! Get your bum into work!

Anonymous said...

and what am I suppose to do with the Kitten now that I have her here at work with me...without a litter box!!! By the way she is sitting on your chair.

Anonymous said...

can I borow your coffee mug?