So, like many a brave adventurer before me, I have joined the ranks of the Knights of the Round Bottoms. The Knights are a motley collection of brave souls engaged in an epic battle against flab (kinda a Knights Quest for the Holy Scale deal). You can find links to their websites off to the right, and visit them to help celebrate their victorys.
My experiences so far have been pretty good. I've rarely been plagued by hunger, and I usually enjoy what I eat. Except for salad. I have a word for salad, and that word is "fuck". As in "fuck salad", "fuck I hate salad", and "if I ever have to eat another salad again, I'm going to asphyxiate an Inuit".
For those of you who like salad, I mean no offense. I am sure that, in your world, salad makes for a wonderful meal, filled with delicious taste sensations. I am also sure that this world could accurately be described as a "warren".
Now, it has been mentioned that I need a knightly sounding name. I am open to suggestions, and feel free to comment and add some suggested names. When I have enough, I will take a poll and let you guys choose my new knightly name. Suggestions should be:
1. Clever, and somehow in keeping with the theme of weight loss (see the names in the Links section for ideas).
2. Reasonably Clean. I will not go around being known as Sir Poos-a-lot or anything like that.
So far, I am considering:
Sir Salad Slayer
Sir Arthur "Two Chins" Jackson