Teeny Rant

You know that commercial for Bailey's Irish Cream, where a group of neo-nazi beautiful people sit around a campfire, burning marshmellows over the fire then shoving the flaming little napalm balls into each other's drinks? I'd like to be there, set a marshmellow burning, and jam it in one of their eye sockets, pointy stick and all.

With a little caption underneath my picture, freeze-framed as the burning napalm stick pierces the ocular globe, that reads "Sense of Acrimony".